Apr 14, 2005

Mech-Warrior in my backyard

Even dreamt of commanding your own MechWarrior, or shooting sotong like the APU-commander in Matrix Revolutions? Now that dream is now a reality...well, almost.




Sakakibara Kikai, a maker of agricultural machines such as fertilizer compactors, hay cutters and mechanical feeders, has developed the Land Walker, a 3.4m tall bipedal single-seater human-controlled robot, complete with hydraulic machine gun and rifle on each of its mechanical arms.



From the company website:
The robot that adults of today have longed for since they were children...Your dreams of "when will I be able to ride and control my own robot?" are now fulfilled in the real physical experience of the [LAND WALKER].

By aid of computer-assisted control, the robot can be moved front, back, left and right by four foot-controlled pedals. In addition, the rifles and machine guns on the left and right arms of the robot can be manipulated with your own hands. You only need this to control such a large robot effortlessly. Presently, there is only one prototype available, but we hope to bring multi-robot combat games a reality...!

Specifications:

Height 3m40cm
Gross weight 1000kg
No. of passengers 1
Power Engine (250cc)
Movement Sliding bipedal walking movement
Speed 1.5 km/h
Equipment Air cannon 2 types (Cushion ball)
Right-side : Bar gun type (6 rounds)
Left-side : Shot gun type (6 rounds)
Cockpit monitor (changeable)
for viewing front bottom and back
bottom of roobt body

Movies of the prototype can be viewed here and here. But the view from the cockpit feels like the whole thing is about to topple over, so I suppose it may still be a while before we see this thing on the market (if ever). Meanwhile, we can dream on, right?

Thanks to Hikikomori for the link.

Apr 13, 2005

Speak Better Singlish Tip 1: Mispronounciation is the key

According to katongking,
Singlish is a curious mix of English, Malay, Mandarin Chinese and Hokkien. With an English base, it borrows words liberally from all of these languages, adds in the Chinese (lack of) grammar, all rendered in a lovely Singaporean twang. The beauty of Singlish lies in its brevity. When we would normally say, 'Have you eaten your meal yet?', locals here say, 'Got makan onnot?', resulting in a grand saving of 3 syllables. Or better still, 'Are you sure it is possible?' becomes an elegant 'Can meh?'.
Because Singlish is such a melange of different languages and dialects, excessive fluency in any of those languages, especially English, tends to "upset the balance" and makes you sound, well, like a "katang" (potato, connotes a Westerner). If you pepper your conversation with words of three syllables or more, for example, you might be greeted with a "Wah, your england vely the powderful, ah?" (You are quite proficient in English, aren't you?) in response.

The typical Singaporean may or may not be fluent in proper English, but the general consensus is that to sound really Singaporean, your English pronounciation shouldn't be too perfect.

So in short, bad English is good Singlish.

But how does one sound local? One way is to deliberately mispronounce certain words to sound more Singlish. In that way, no one can accuse you of being a katang because you're not speaking like one.

Examples here are from the following browncast:

[TMBS-050407-PT1 03:31] brown: "They say your muscles (mus-kerls) look like hunk, not punk"
[TMBS-050407-PT1 06:29] brown: "Singapore fashion festival ends with lingerie (leen-ger-ree) show"
[TMBS-050407-PT1 09:23] brown: "For those don't speak Cantonese one ah, I translate (trans-rate) for you"
[TMBS-050407-PT1 10:12] miyagi: "I think MediaCorps (media-corpse) is giving bonus"
[TMBS-050407-PT1 14:03] brown: "Canada (ker-nay-der)? Isn't that north of America (er-meh-dee-ker)?

Though it takes some practising to know which words to mispronounce and when, mastering this essential skill will definitely score you points with the heartlanders. No doubt about it.

So until next time,

Tua Kay Or Singlish....*ting*

Speak Better Singlish

After listening to mr. brown's podcast with mr. miyagi and other commentaries on Singlish by the Calm One, I thought it would be why not start my own series of tips on how to speak better Singlish (the real National language, regardless of what Gahmen say).

Cannot meh? I also pure-bred Singaporean what.

We've already got The Coxford Singlish Dictionary, but nothing useful on correct usage to sound like local. No wonder the ang-mohs have no idea when to end a sentence with "lah" or "meh".

But then again, a text-only tutorial is quite boring right? What better way than some real examples to help our Caucasian friends get that local pronounciation "just right", and what better source of native Singlish conversation than mr. brown's podcasts? Examples will be extracted from said podcast with the timing included for you industrious guys out there to practice again and again.

So without further ado, let's "Tua Gey Or Singlish" (Let's Learn Singlish)...


Eh..Why U so like Dat?

Excuse me, but your maru is showing

When in primary school, we sang the national anthem loudly and with gusto, because we were taught by the music teacher to do so. Each word was sung with innocence, not knowing what the Malay in them meant.

In secondary school, tired of hearing the same refrain every morning, we began mouthing the words (only singing after being caught).

In JC, you were lucky to be standing in line when the anthem was being played (as opposed to doing CS for being late).

The national anthem is something citizens of any country should know by heart, and are taught the lyrics from young, but not always the history behind those lyrics. I've noticed that it is often young children that sing the national anthem with the most fervour and enthusiasm, perhaps because they are too young to know better. Being proud of your country, flag and anthem should be a good thing, but such patriotism can be manipulated by people of more nationalist beliefs.



Japan is one such example, where recent events such as teachers being punished for refusing to sing the national anthem and the white-washing of history textbooks have shown that nationalism is on the upswing in the Land of the Rising Sun. As a result, anti-Japan protests have been started in China, to the silent approval of the Party.

Things are escalating quite nicely now. Much more exciting than any thriller in the cinemas.

Japan's nationalism rising, by jingo
By Deborah Cameron
www.theAge.com.au

It is school graduation season and the national flag is flying high at assembly halls in Tokyo where rules demand that teachers and students stand to face the ensign and sing the anthem.

Severe consequences face those who do not. The Tokyo Board of Education this week summoned a social studies teacher with a 33-year career who sat down during the anthem. Nobuki Matsubara expected the education department to freeze him out, along with 60 other teachers in line for punishment.

Last year, 243 teachers were punished for not honouring the flag and 67 reprimanded for not ordering students to sing the anthem.

These enforced displays of patriotism coincide with other signs of nationalism in Japan. The doctoring of history has reappeared with greater significance because of the 60th anniversary of the Second World War's end.

South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun has harshly criticised Japan for white-washing its history books. In January, two powerful politicians were discovered to have threatened the budget of the national broadcaster unless changes were made to a war documentary.

Ever present is the possibility Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi will pray at the Yasakuni Shrine, where war criminals are honoured.

All this is against a backdrop of a defence policy that names China as a threat, and pressure for change to the pacifist constitution. Japan is also taking a bigger role in world affairs - with troops in Iraq - and it wants a seat on the United Nations Security Council.

There is tension on the streets. Ethnic Koreans in Japan say they are harassed and discriminated against. In Tokyo and regional cities, right-wing activists in trucks and buses draped with national flags use powerful speakers to pound out a prophecy that Japan will rise again.

Japan's more muscular behaviour in its region, where it is in confrontations with China, South Korea, Russia, Taiwan and North Korea, has added to perceptions of nationalism-driven aggression.

"Japan is very easily manipulated by people at the top and the people at the top have been consistently very right-wing," Professor Gregory Clark, vice-president of Akita International University and a former Australian diplomat, said.

Acting secretary-general of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party Shinzo Abe said he thought patriotic fervour was uplifting.

Senior government officials say it is a "revival of patriotism", not fascism.

"The Japanese are now trying to reach some version of love of the nation or patriotism," one said. "And that does give an appearance that we are going back . . . We are just trying to establish an identity."


Should we be concerned? Our neighbours to the north certainly aren't fretting. Perhaps the Asian identity thing is in vogue right now. Sure, we've only had them as masters for 3 years and 8 months, but as they have proven to the world their economic prowess, the Japanese should never be taken lightly.

Apr 6, 2005

Singapore - The 24th province?

China is administratively divided into 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions, 4 centrally administrative municipalities and 2 special administrative regions (SAR).
-- www.chinatoday.com
I was waiting for the MRT at Tampines, and a quick scan of the numerous faces on the platform revealed not a small number of ladies with fair-complexion from the Motherland. As I got on the train, my trained ears (purposefully?) detected heavily-accented Beijing Mandarin and some totally incomprehensible provincial dialect on more than one occasion.

Perhaps our dear Gahmen has overdone the "attracting skilled Chinese foreign-talent" thing? At least from the fair-skinned young ladies or dark-complexioned labourer-like male counterpart, little gave the impression of "talent", more like "make enough money then chabut back to my village and live like a king".

Back in my university days, there was already a sizeable Chinese student population, especially in the postgraduate programmes, outnumbering locals by 2-1 (in my faculty). Numerous as they were, there wasn't yet a sense then that they'd be in direct competition with us for jobs.

Several years on, the little red dot seems to be overrun with them.

The other day I was watching the news on CNA about the SNOC arranging a monthly activity for fellow Singaporean Olympians to get to know each other, and they interviewed a Singaporean Olympian (judging from her heavy accent) who emigrated here from China. Yes, she's now Singaporean and representing the country for the Olympics and all, but listening to her perfect Beijing Mandarin about how she'll do her best for Singapore somehow doesn't really cut it.

Seeing an middle-aged man in shorts and slippers putting his arm over the shoulder of his young-enough-to-be-his-daugther China bride/girlfriend doesn't help their image either.

As a foreigner in a foreign land, I also do not wish to be the subject of xenophobia. But as they say, "when in Rome, do as the Romans do"? For the past few years that I have spent in Taiwan, I have enjoyed learning and experiencing the Taiwanese culture, including all the idiosyncracies that come with it, and along the way met some of the most friendly and welcoming people.

Some friends say I've assimilated so well that they ask me when I'll becoming a citizen here. But that's not my point.

How many FTs is enough? Attracting foreigners to fill voids in high-level managerial positions is one thing, but pulling in the foreign (dare I say Trash?) to compete with your local Tan Ah Kow and still insist on calling all of them "talent" is quite another.

Welcome to Hotel Singapura
You can check out anytime you like
And even leave (only if you're not Singaporean)

Mar 31, 2005

Home.

Tomorrow I will be going back for the first time in more than 2 years. Home.

While packing my luggage with short-sleeved shirts and shorts, the difference between the place I grew up in for over twenty years of my life and the place I now live and work in begins to hit home. Similar in so many ways, but different in as many aspects.

The decision to leave home for this place was a personal one, and in retrospect a hurried one. But thankfully that decision has shown itself to be the correct one, at least from my point of view, although some issues have yet to be ironed out. Don't even want to waste my breath on that, time is a better medium in those respects.

Friends with wives/husbands/children, the NE line, new PM, 5% GST, new SMU building on the old National Library site.

Changes. Ever-widening differences. Trying hard to stay in touch, but in the end, one can only hold on to the past as the cold, unfeeling bureaucracy bulldozes it's way through my memories in the name of progress.

Don't call me a quitter just for the fun of it. Think about why I'm not coming back.

Mar 28, 2005

Smells like Newsweek?

After mr.miyagi scoffed that this website readability test rated his blog akin to a pop-novel, I decided to try it on this blog.

...and...Newsweek?

wah lao, i write too cheem meh?

Readability Results for http://ahmadintaiwan.blogspot.com


Readability Results
SummaryValue
Total sentences176
Total words1,735
Average words per Sentence9.86
Words with 1 Syllable1,081
Words with 2 Syllables353
Words with 3 Syllables197
Words with 4 or more Syllables104
Percentage of word with three or more syllables17.35%
Average Syllables per Word1.61%
Gunning Fog Index10.88
Flesch Reading Ease60.59
Flesch-Kincaid Grade7.26


Typical Fog Index Scores
Fog Index Resources
6 TV guides, The Bible, Mark Twain
8 Reader's Digest
8 - 10 Most popular novels
10 Time, Newsweek
11 Wall Street Journal
14 The Times, The Guardian
15 - 20 Academic papers
Over 20 Only government sites can get away with this, because you can't ignore them.
Over 30 The government is covering something up

What happened to Xiong Tian Ping? The answer...

All you Mandarin-pop fans out there, remember singer Xiong Tian Ping from the late 90's? Always wondered what happened to him after he "disappeared" after only 2 solo albums, but I got the answer yesterday while watching the news.

A BIG answer.

He married his Beijing-singer-girlfriend over the weekend in Taichung, but also added more than 20kg to his once slim, pretty boy frame in the process. When interviewed, his record company indicated that while there were plans for a new album, they'll have to wait until the groom has lost some...er...weight.



Damn...couldn't believe my eyes until he started singing a song to his father, yup...no mistaking his trademark falsetto, but coming out from Takanohana...weird siarl.

Mar 25, 2005

I too sexy for me blog

Not since the days of screaming "Referee kayu!!!" and "Kelong!" at the top of ones lungs at a Singapore-Selangor match at the National Stadium have fellow Singaporeans express such support for a common cause. What I am talking about? The "I'm too sexy for my blog" meme started by mrbrown and miyagi-san, of course.

How can one miss such a chance to show the world what me mean by "One People, One Nation...(One Tongue?)", so here goes...


Mar 24, 2005

So, what have YOU done with your life?

While you're reading this blog skiving off work (yes, I'm talking to you), just take a moment and see what these people have accomplished at your age. Depressing, isn't it?

At age 29:

The Buddha decided to renounce the world and abandon family and posessions. Seven years later, he realized this brought him no closer to the wisdom he sought.

Scottish-born inventor Alexander Graham Bell transmitted the first complete sentence by telephone.

Agatha Christie, the most translated writer in the world, published her first book.

Michael Faraday demonstrated electromagnetic rotation, leading the way to the invention of the electric motor.

Blacksmith Kirkpatrick MacMillan invented the first real bicycle.

English novelist Emily Jane Bronte wrote the romance Wuthering Heights .

Singer-songwriter Carole King released her best-selling album Tapestry.

French naturalist George Dagobert founded the science of comparative anatomy.

I feel a Jyve coming on

Jyve.com is a portal for everything Skype, including using Skype for practising languages with other Skype users from all over the world (like an enhanced NetMeeting) . Not a bad idea. If only I can get someone to talk to me...

Jyve is a free community built around the use of Voice communication (Skype). It is a central meeting place for Skype users that provides a number of features to enhance the experience and entice conversations and discussion between members.

The site is built around a directory of members and member created groups organized by interest. You can search the directory to find other members that share the same interests as you and join or initiate a conversation. All the conversations are done using Skype. Here are some of the free features our site provides:

Ahmad Brothers (Taiwan branch)

I am Hikikomori suggests that his friends and employer come to me for travel tips in Taiwan. So, not to leave our guests disappointed, here are a couple of links to start you off:
I’ve had 5 requests from my friends and my boss asking me to help them to plan for their trip in Taiwan. Strangely, the requests all came within a time frame of one month. Maybe it’s the season to go to Taiwan now.

The best that I could do was to give them some online references. I haven’t been back there for a long time and I can’t really remember much to be of help.

This is where Ahmad, a Singaporean in Taiwan can help. You can read his blog to find out more about him.

Then kindly direct all your Taiwan travel enquiries to him. He probably knows it better than I do.

Mar 8, 2005

Employment Discrimination

KnightofPentacles muses on his unemployment situation, summing up precisely why yours truly has no intention of returning in a hurry. Nobody wants to be stuck in unemployment limbo for any period of time, or to put in plain Singlish: "No up no down".

If you think the education policies puts Singaporeans at a disadvantage, just wait until you start competing in the cut-throat work private sector environment. (There still exists barriers to entry for non-Singaporeans in the Civil Service.)

...I was chatting with a friendly recruitment agent ("headhunter") last Friday. What I heard ran a chill down my spine. According to the nice lady who runs the IT desk at the recruiter, there were quite a few positions open for skilled entry-level paying around S$2500 a month, and a couple positions open at the mid-levels. What was upsetting to me personally was that her clients are specifically rejecting Singaporeans for those positions.

Seems that clients are requesting Caucasian faces for the mid- to top-level positions to bolster the "image" for the company. It seems that having a Caucasian face on the "director" level helps open doors and to impress in the Singapore business world.

As for the cost-sensitive entry-level positions, the clients have specifically requested for India and PRC workers and are more than willing to apply for ('Q'-class) employment passes since it is cheaper than paying the extra CPF for Singaporeans, and the hassle of having male Singaporeans disrupt employment for National Service reservist every year. The 'S'-class employment pass has further dropped the minimum income level to a mere S$1800 with no CPF contributions for foreigners targetting entry-level positions.

Feb 25, 2005

So it's called Jet Lag...

I learned today that...

"Jet lag, or desynchronosis, is a temporary condition that some people experience following air travel across several time zones in a short period of time. This causes the traveler's internal clock to be out of sync with the external environment.

...there are numerous symptoms that may occur with jet lag, such as insomnia, daytime fatigue, stomachaches, headaches, irritability, and decreased awareness. The degree of disruption varies greatly among people; some may not be bothered at all. "

no wonder I'm going to bed at 3am, and unable to get up for work until 9, and am totally a wreak by lunchtime...

Jan 26, 2005

Mating Lacoste


mating_lacoste
Originally uploaded by kphua.
Spotted by someone in a Yi-lan night market. Apparently the stall-keeper boasted that this was a super limited edition - all Lacostes are reproduced by this pair...

Jan 17, 2005

Innocents Abroad

Move over, state, and let Singapore's private firms take the lead

Extracted from AsiaWeek:

The only remaining virtue of Singapore's dilution of its equity stake this month from its flagship industrial park project in Suzhou is its Asian veneer. As a face-saving measure, Singapore will retain a small stake in the project that was once billed as its bold attempt to recreate the Singapore business experience in China. It did not work out. Instead it drained Singapore's resources, causing the republic huge embarrassment.

A large share of the blame must be borne by the Chinese, who went back on promises they had made to Singapore and allowed a cut-rate competitor to be built. But failure lay at Singapore's doorstep too, for its failure to grasp the mercantilist nature of China. This debacle reflects a deeper problem for Singapore: its model of state-driven capitalism. Few businesses would have taken the audacious gamble to invest in creating a Singapore-style township near Shanghai. But Singapore bureaucrats, invincible at home, believed they could replicate one overseas.

Unfortunately, Suzhou is not an isolated case. It is part of a growing list of Singapore's state-driven, high-profile overseas failures. These include Singapore Telecom's abortive forays in Hong Kong and Malaysia, Singapore Airlines' repeated attempts to acquire a stake in airlines in the region and, earlier, DBS Bank overpaying for some overseas assets.

To be sure, Singapore companies sometimes have been caught up in domestic political compulsions they cannot control. But savvy investors do not expect a handshake between ministers as a substitute for political strategy on the ground. Singapore's problem is expecting competent technocrats at home to operate as fire-in-the-belly entrepreneurs elsewhere in Asia without creating a political climate in Singapore that rewards free enterprise.

Since the early 1990s, Singapore's state-owned enterprises (known as government-linked companies, or GLCs) have made several attempts to expand overseas. They were relatively well-managed, had surplus cash, and the region, until 1997, was booming. But the results have not met the high expectations normally associated with Singapore. It's true that the partners sometimes changed the rules, or were reluctant to let a regional competitor take a strategic stake in the local economy. But the sheer variety of the industries involved, and the range of countries, shows that the GLCs found it difficult to operate beyond Singapore.

Jan 14, 2005

Patong's ladyboys struggle to cope in badly damaged tourist industry

First seen in Singabloodypore.
We pay to see their shows and take photographs with them, and nobody (the government especially) was complaining when their presence was raking in the tourist dollars. But look at how the Thai government is treating them after the tsunami disaster simply reeks of hypocrisy.

Even without the high heels and the giant blue plumes of her feathered headdress, Jana is a very tall girl. In fact, she normally towers over most of the customers at the Moulin Rose (sic) cabaret club, where she performs lip-synch renditions of The Power of Love. But tonight, she is slumped in a chair and feeling low.

For Jana is one of the hundreds of "lady-boys" on the red-light strip of Patong beach who survived the tsunami but are struggling to cope with its economic aftermath: the devastation of a large chunk of Thailand's tourist industry.

Like the prostitutes, masseurs, go-go dancers and kick-boxers who make a living in this hotbed of exoticism and sleaze, the transsexual population of Patong are struggling to make ends meet because the foreigners they rely on for business are being warned by their governments to stay away from the disaster zone.

They are too much of an embarrassment to the authorities to merit much support from the government, particularly at a time when the world's attention is focused on the search for foreign victims of the disaster.

But their plight - and the knock-on effect on their families - is as pitiful as the suffering of the thousands of diving instructors, tour guides and hotel operators who are also suddenly unable to make a living.

The Tau of taupok

Hilarious article on the perils of Taupok-ing. Had no idea the activity was called "Taupok" during our school days, but participated anyway and no-one was hurt, all part of growing up as a Singaporean guy (including being whacked between the legs at the flagpole).

Excepts:

So, pardon my middle-aged ignorance, but if it is an all-girl taupok, is it called a tauhuay?

And if it is a mixed taupok — God forbid — is it known as a taunee?

What if the guys taupok-ing are of an alternative persuasion? Taugay?

And if a Singapore Idol is taupok-ed, would we call it a Taufik?

Le low-cost Mac est arrive

So Steve Jobs has decided to join in the low-cost PC slugfest, and also try to bite a bigger piece of the Flash-MP3 player market to boot. Probably thanks to the dog-eat-dog price-cutting OEM manufacturers of Taiwan, we bring you the Mac mini and iPod Shuffle!

Already feeling like getting a white bento box on my desktop, should be a nice asthetically-pleasing change from so many years of Windoze...hmmm...maybe after we get back from vacation perhaps?